by anni aaaa July 15, 2021
Get the ur a wankah mug.The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
by bighairyotter August 10, 2021
Get the Deliveroo and wank mug.The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
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Get the Back handed scuttle wank mug.A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
Get the Full Kit Wank mug.You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
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