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boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself
''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''
by wayynnee October 17, 2008
mugGet the boils my pissmug.

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that
Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!
by Kevin February 4, 2004
mugGet the piss in the windmug.

I pissed myself

I’m not joking I pissed myself
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
mugGet the I pissed myselfmug.

shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018
mugGet the shit pissing faggotmug.

Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
by Descendo January 12, 2010
mugGet the Post Poo Pissmug.

Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."
by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004
mugGet the Piss in one's pocketmug.

Cheese wiz piss

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.
by Thomas bacon August 19, 2022
mugGet the Cheese wiz pissmug.

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