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Monsterious

When something's CRAZY.
jesus christ, that bundle is monsterious.
by VincentMonsterious March 19, 2022
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zia :D
act your way through life so no one sees the monster B)
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Monster

A person who hurts people and poses as something there not.
"There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisanse, they are much more cunning than other monsters, They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart, they eat even though they've never experienced hunger, they study even though they have no interest in academics, they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because in truth, I am that monster." - L Lawliet
by Light Yamami April 1, 2022
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Monster

A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
What makes someone a monster? I think it depends on ones values.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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Monsterific

Something disturbing that is interesting or intriguing
Japanese ads are so Monsterific!
by MyNameIsNotJay May 7, 2022
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a person that pours milk before the cereal
me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster
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Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.
Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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