Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017

ghost drinker

someone that doesn't need to drink a lot to get drunk at a party; someone who drinks so little that by looking at the bottle, no one can tell they got drunk off of it; 2 or 3 shots and they're out

Brian: Hey did you see Janice at the party last night, she was plastered
Vince: Yeah and she only took a couple shots
Brian: HAHHA she's a ghost drinker

by murrmaid99 April 16, 2017

ghosts

a phantom or non being or sprit

ther is ghosts in this movie.

by chcolatebunny April 25, 2017

Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017

Cat ghost

When something goes wrong

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.

by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017