Girl Candy

A general term for medication/ drugs. Tylenol? Thats girl candy. Black tar heroin? That’s girl candy.

Girl: my head hurts, I need some girl candy
Guy: what
Girl: it means I need to take something for my head

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 26, 2024

Sports Candy

Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities

Sporticus sure do like sports candy

by diosussybaka April 22, 2024

Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

Cake Candy

A cute colorful butt plug in a white girl

She had some real sweet Cake Candy on

by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024

loser candy

Candy at the bottom of the bucket after Halloween that never gets eaten.

In the case of finding loser candy in your bucket, throw it away immediately.

by #+_+# February 7, 2026

The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025