Indie Boy Syndrome 

A medical condition that plagues men between the ages of 15 and 30, usually recreational writers, artists, or musicians. A person suffering from IBS is characterized as someone who, when alone with a female, constantly says vague and noncommittal things or lapse into silence, waiting for her to respond with something poetic, in hopes that she will fulfill the role of their indie dream girl and like all the same bands as him.

Friend: Did you go out with Jake yesterday?
Girl: Yes
Friend: Well, how'd it go?
Girl: I don't know, we just sort of drove around. Every now and again he'd say something cryptic and like ... wait for me to respond. Total case of Indie Boy Syndrome

Indie Boy Syndrome by Verevolwes April 24, 2014

moisty boy 

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

moisty boy by Underit April 25, 2015

lube boy 

The gayest cock sucker named Devin wine getting oil all over him and getting a impact with a 3 inch wide drill bit in the ass.

That lube boy is likening dumb fuck hicks

lube boy by Hauntedwoods January 18, 2017

couch boy 

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

couch boy by LeenaTime January 17, 2017

fluffer boy 

The one guy who gets the porn star hard for the scene

Pornguy:damn my dick is soft
Fluffer boy:I'll get it(sloppytoppy)
Pornguy:I'm not gay but I just busted a nut

fluffer boy by It's just joe February 6, 2017

Teflon boy 

A bloke that you meet on a flight and decide to hang with at your destination.

Meet a massive teflon boy on the flight to Bali. Dude was such a lad we hung out all night. Even shared a steak with the missus.

Teflon boy by SudzNFriends February 9, 2017

truck boy 

A truck boy is someone who adores trucks, wears steel toe boots and folds the bill of their hat to a perfect upside down V.

Most truck boys love themselves a jacked up ram truck, and most hate fords.

truck boy by monkey train June 4, 2017