Brenda Apples

A country mom who is your favorite in the neighborhood Because she always gives you food.

Girl: Hey is Brenda Apples home?
Boy: yeah she just made me a sandwich

by Pearl Macintosh February 5, 2018

Apple peeler

A fruity slave that helps prepare food. (Generally used to refer to a homosexual)

Luis is an apple peeler!

by Animal P. February 15, 2018

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

Apple

I swear to god if you search up Apple you a dumb ass!

I ate the round apple that I found in the trash can.

by Burnt chicken nugget January 18, 2017

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019