Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

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Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

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Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!

Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

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October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

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