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The Thanksgiving Special

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
by Roofalo November 19, 2022
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Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.
Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!
by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023
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west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018
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special fleet

A group of straight guy friends who have a love for exploring each other's glory holes via penetration station
Buddies bending over for each other = Special Fleet
by TheMountainMan December 4, 2014
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Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013
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Anteater Special

When you make a popular symbol with your hand, from the University of California, Irvine- and insert it either anally or vaginally, and trying to make them cum within' 3 zots.
Person 1: Yeah, our sex life has been pretty rough lately, nothing but Blowie Joeys
Person 2: Oh? Have you tried the Anteater Special? Zot Zot Zot Man!
by PetrTheAnteater October 6, 2022
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Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018
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