Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 19, 2021
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Mud Lumber

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)
by TheropodX December 03, 2006
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Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.
Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag
by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022
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Mud Bunky

by jeff medrala February 05, 2020
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mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.
Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea
by Watch out for wendigos March 12, 2017
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Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate
Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?
by Chickentendies March 25, 2018
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