A
Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking
bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total
prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter
prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban
Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced
wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A
Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey
twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE
cunt
