Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.

"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."

by ces1 October 18, 2008

Queef ass

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.

Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.

by Sadam December 29, 2016

Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.

Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.

by Grey Coast March 6, 2021

Ass casserole

When you shart a bunch of undigested food. Most likely corn, beans or other vegetables.

I was sitting in class, when I suddenly smelled an ass casserole.

by Anonymous :p September 18, 2016

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

ass bugling

A very long, very loud burst of protracted farting.

"I couldn't believe how long the ass bugling when on for."

by JustJonny December 6, 2013