When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
by RubyDrill October 9, 2017
Get the Jewish Cookiemug. Q: what cookies are on your team?
A: oh! pumpkin pie cookie, sea fairy cookie, latte cookie, pure vanilla cookie and moon rabbit cookie?
A: oh! pumpkin pie cookie, sea fairy cookie, latte cookie, pure vanilla cookie and moon rabbit cookie?
by wdym bythat January 20, 2022
Get the pumpkin pie cookiemug. Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.
by me.me("me") August 11, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021
Get the cookie manmug. Doing cocaine in the bathroom
by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022
Get the cookie money in the bathroommug. by DAFEEG December 20, 2016
Get the Cookie rookie barredmug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug.