go full-Clare

to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping

Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"

Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"

Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"

by w1214569 May 19, 2023

Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.

Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"

by Leones1234 July 12, 2024

The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

doing a Clarke

when someone keeps disappearing from there desk at work, even when its beyond busy.

where's Paul, oh he's probably doing a Clarke

by arnoldp123 October 18, 2023

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world

Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”

by maany January 4, 2024

Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 14, 2024