ice cream 

frozen cum

when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"

ice cream by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

viking cream pie suprize 

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

viking cream pie suprize by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

Coochie Cream 

Coochie Cream is a type of cream women put on their vagina, to attempt making it smell better. Often times, they over use the cream and the smell is overwhelming. On some occasions, places they have sat reeks of coochie cream even after they are long gone. In some rare occurrences, places they have sat gets covered in the cream. Some guys have been known to use coochie cream as a lube, when no Vaseline is available.

Axel Rose brought a groupie backstage, and as he was about to have sex with her, he smelled the coochie cream.

Coochie Cream by N'villePuss April 6, 2010

octopi cream 

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.

Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.

octopi cream by js69 July 3, 2011

Chocolate cream pie 

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.

I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.

Chocolate cream pie by Samhugecox March 18, 2015

Cranston Cream Pie 

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

Cranston Cream Pie by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

vagina cream

The residual semi-coagulated semen left over on the privates of a ,typically, Latina female after intercourse with a hooved animal (horse, donkey, goat, etc...). Also known as "A Donkey Show", the semen is usually collected and lightly dusted over the local cuisine of choice.

Have you ever had la enchilada con vagina cream?

vagina cream by Donkey Cox June 16, 2016