bumphax

Getting butt-fucked in the ass whilst watching Scooby Doo.

Oh my god Cindy last night I got bumphax

by Bumphax69420 July 21, 2021

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Bumps

Women’s breasts/boobs/tits/teats/

Chris: Woeh, did you see the size of Jenny’s bumps?
Ken: Dude, those thing are HUGE!

by NitroAwsomness99 August 29, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Bumpstocked

Bumpstocked…
When a conservative is “triggered” by a liberal assault or idea.

“That democrat talking point had me bumpstocked I after the first sentence.

by Briceybear September 22, 2021

Bumping

To know how to fight . Bumping or Bumpin

She don’t want to fight me she know i’m bumping

by thydra 💋 November 23, 2021

bumpnrunmoe

A JACKBOY ! DONT THROW HIS WAY UNDER ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

HE IS A WALKING SEATBELT!

bumpnrunmoe :he will take your quarterback’s heart if he throws the ball his way.

by from sixty third. November 24, 2021