Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 11, 2025
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Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 08, 2011
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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover November 04, 2015
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happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.
joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy
by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022
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Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.
I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.
by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016
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I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH
I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH
by Handle100 August 08, 2023
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