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School Lunch

Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food.
Typically served:
Pizza with too much sauce
Frozen milk
Fried Green Beans
And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,
Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!
by 'Merica2 April 24, 2017
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School Safety

N. An elementary school student designated by school faculty to monitor halls in between any of the following:
class and lunch
lunch and class
lunch and recess
recess and lunch
recess and class
class and recess

The point of the safety program is to maintain a sense of control. Children are thought to behave themselves when they know a goody-goody safety is watching. They are aware that the "safety" will completely taddle their little pants off without thinking twice or give a written warning.

What distinguishes the "safety" from other students is a band of fluorescent, orange plastic which wraps around the waist and diagonally across the chest. A silver or gold badge of some sort is pinned to the band draped across the chest. These badges are of different colors to show rank.
The job of a school safety is to make sure the other students are behaving whenever adults aren't looking.

School Safety: Please walk
Student: Sorry!
(Student whispers to classmate)
Student: That safety better not tell our teacher I was running!
Classmate: What a nerd... NARK!!
by Anisettekiss November 17, 2006
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american schools

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot
yes american schools make you go kaplut
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High School

High School is an utterly useless step in life that just gets us from eigth grade to college. There is absolutely no point to it, except to torture teenagers.
Most kids learn absolutely nothing new in high school. It just gets them to college.
by iwishiwasincollegealready! February 24, 2010
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Primary School

A school for years 1-6 that will lead you to a path of depression. Your friends leave your life (unless they go to the same High School, yay), you finally told your crush that you liked them on the last day only to figure out that they had a crush on you too... then the bell rings, you say “goodbye” to friends and teachers, you go home, then play Fortnite/Pubg and wonder why you were sad.
1st Year 7: My Primary School ended badly.

2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!
by AsainicAudric July 2, 2018
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school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.
i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.
by samdog November 16, 2004
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Secondary School

UK equivilant of High School in the USA, and some other countries.

Ages range from 11-18 (Years 7-13). Most students leave after their GCSE's in Year 11 to go to college or start working, others stay on in school and do the more harder A-Levels in Sixth Form (Year 12/13), which most then go onto university.
As much as I hate secondary school, I realize I need to succeed in it to do what I want in the future.
by Ben (Reprography) January 10, 2009
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