happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 25, 2017
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Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.
That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.
by Kailey Girl September 24, 2015
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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
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happy birthday abir

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
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happy walk

The "walk" one makes to get a towel/drink/... after sexual intercourse, feeling nothing but pure satisfaction.
"You really don't have all those thing prepared nearby?"

"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
by Jack0132 December 23, 2019
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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover November 04, 2015
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