kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021

Lego City Commercial

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build a helicopter! And off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!

I have watched the Lego City Commercial a lot of times and all I could think of is "HEY!"

by Eggy543 February 25, 2020

kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017

West Valley City

Utah’s Version of Compton, but it’s crime rate is like 60% and Compton is like 97%. Just like how the best amusement park in California is either Six Flags or Disney Land and the best one in Utah is Lagoon, things in Utah are just not as extreme. West Valley City does get a few murder cases, it mostly is just drugs and pissed off red necks that commit those murders. Compton has Lots more gangs and has Mafia ran politics, that kind of stuff is not in West Valley City. Do keep in mind, it is still not a good place to raise your children, and you should not go out at night. Make sure you lock your doors and your gold, you won’t get robbed if you lock your doors. West Valley does have a lot of crime, but I can name twenty more cities in California that completely crushes West Valley’s crime rate.

Person1: I live in West Valley City, it’s such a scary place.
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Kansas city goodnight

Sticking your finger in a girl's butt crack just as she is falling asleep

My girlfriend was mad when I gave her a Kansas city goodnight and woke her up

by Mya coxbig October 9, 2018

Putnam City North

Putnam City North High School (PCN, PC North) is a public high school in Northwest OKC. It is accredited by the NAACP as a certified BESSSFRAN institute and is still somehow the best high school in the Putnam City School District, which actually isn’t too impressive when you remember how shit PCO and PCW are. Offering education in grades nine through twelve, North is among the lowest scoring public schools in Oklahoma, due to the large amounts of ghetto freshman with lash extensions not knowing how to act. If you’re a girl who wishes to fit in here it is simple, one way is to get pregnant at 14 and have longer lashes than girls named LaMiqeniggiawnashawna Jones-Smith.
The athletic teams are a joke, anything resembling intelligent behavior is nonexistent here, and all these overweight student athletes swear “on they momma they goin D1 cuh”.

Everyone here is very fat, everyone here is exceptionally stupid, and Martin Luther King would frown upon this place if he saw this.

I woke up expecting an education, but instead got to watch 4 fights at lunch. God bless Putnam City North

by Peter Skene Ogden January 20, 2022

Shotgun city sunshine

When everything in life is going fine but you find reasons to be unhappy.

Greg just paid off his house and car but he walks around in shotgun city sunshine.

by gilbert josh June 16, 2015