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Birchall

Has special things for Spanish girls, although when a large muscular men walks past he can not help but stare at them
Stop looking Birchall!
by peirsmorrgssnaadn May 1, 2023
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bartholomewl

cute, sexy, amazing, hot, man with the biggest cock in the world
bartholomewl??? id def hit!!!
by 123names May 28, 2023
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Bartholomew

a wicked cool guy with massive tiddies. he gets all the girls and goes out drinking at 8pm every thursday. he loves men. His balls are the size of watermelons. he loves bloons TD 6. redhead & crackhead and never turns down a good ol fashioned game of horseshoes. Big fan of rootbeer. Has a windows phones. Loves pirating. Cant lift even 2 pounds. Eats drywall & glass & rocks. Masochist. Has several mental disorders and is banned from every Wendys in the state of Florida. Is very rich poor dude. Jacked. Was born in 1875. Loves Garfield. Ate lasagna for dinner today. Loves to lick popsicles in a weird way.
"Holy crap is that Bartholomew?!"
"SOMETHING WICKED COMES THIS WAY!!"
by notbartholomew August 7, 2023
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Bartholomew

Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
Person 1: Have you heard how hot Bartholomew was?
Person 2: Hes so dreamy and hot!
by Obcibedez August 16, 2023
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Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa
by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023
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biothesiometry

A medical test used to assess a person’s ability to sense vibrations, particularly in their extremities.
Biothesiometry, give one to a dirty-minded person and it would’ve given them deja vu.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole
Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin
by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023
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