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American Idol 

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BAH fuck it all we don't have a say in this. damned corporate ninnies.
American Idol by Adrian June 26, 2003
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all American 

When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.
One of the cheapest thing an asian hooker will do is observe an all American.
all American by Jay Scott May 5, 2008

American Football 

The Americans hadn't invented a sport yet that they could call their own. THey stole Britain's "football" (a game where you kick around a ball) and used their hands instead because they didn't know how to use feet in the olden days. They then stole rounders (another English game) and called it baseball.... what??
I hate American Football because I am cynical.

Africa America 

Any part of the United States that is completely inhabited by black people where AIDS, welfare, drugs, violence and rape are everyday occurrences. Very similar to Africa.
White Guy: "Hey what do you get when you bring some Africa over to America... The Ghetto."

White Guy 2: You mean like Camden, Detroit, Compton, Brooklyn, Cleveland, and St. Louis."

White Guy 3: Africa America
Africa America by Rat Majat February 5, 2012

american apparel 

a store that sells ugly clothes for pretentious douchebags
american apparel has just released the shiny leather pink disco top: for men!

American Flag

The flag of the United States of America.

Although there ARE too many around the nation these days, I still have this to say : if you don't like it, or hate America so much, then FUCK OFF.
"Every Nine-Eleven I go around carrying the flag to piss people off. It's fun."
-me
American Flag by Dave March 27, 2004

all american rejects

A terrible band with little or no musical talent. The All American Rejects were a one-hit wonder for a while. Unfortunately, they have continued to record more terrible material and have started becoming popular amongst pop-punk kids and kids who think they are emo. Thankfully, however, their scene remains mostly dominated by 13 and 14 year-old girls.
The All American Rejects suck. Period.