by Kasalena February 4, 2018
Get the fancy time mug.Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: What exactly do you do for a living, Mr. Little?
Omar: I robs drug dealers.
Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: And exactly how long has that been your occupation, Mr. Little?
Omar: Oh, I don't know exactly, I venture to say about... eight or nine years.
Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?
Omar: smiles, shrugs, and sits back in his seat Day at a time, I suppose.
Omar: I robs drug dealers.
Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: And exactly how long has that been your occupation, Mr. Little?
Omar: Oh, I don't know exactly, I venture to say about... eight or nine years.
Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?
Omar: smiles, shrugs, and sits back in his seat Day at a time, I suppose.
by Baltimore Jon February 10, 2018
Get the day at a time mug.The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.
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Get the Before Times mug.The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.
The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.
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Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"
Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."
Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"
Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."
Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)
by Tr1nket November 12, 2021
Get the Fitzer Timing mug.The embodiment of head-assery. Everything including morals, well-being, respect, and humbleness is gone and you turn into a pure hot blooded delinquent with no remorse for anything you say or do.
These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.
1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.
3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.
How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.
1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.
3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.
How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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