Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024

Mud scabs

Is when a vehicles carpet has loose dirt accumulated in one spot that has packed above the nap of the carpet

The car detailer said he charged extra for mud scabs in the carpet.

by Thumbs and monsters July 1, 2024

Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.

Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.

by Gremisius July 13, 2024

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

Shoving Mud

Putting your penis in another man and/or woman’s anal cavity for sexual pleasure. Synonymous for fudge packing.

Jack was out all night shoving mud.

by Estimatingass August 6, 2024

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024