Donkey Punch

Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.

Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

Donkey Punch by Thatguythatwatcheddonkeypunch July 28, 2011

donkey 

something or someone that is big and goofy-looking.

"yo man that teachers hair looks like it just came out of a tornado. soo0o0o donkey."
"haha that shiit is so donkeyed out, the apple looks like oprahs saggy ass AND its blue"

donkey by michael oslon March 1, 2007

Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.

Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

Donkey Punch by The—All—Seeing-Eye January 15, 2014

inverse donkey punch 

while getting a blow job,,, you punch the girl in the face,,, then blow your load in her face,,, and say bet you didnt see that cumin did ya.

yeah my girlfriend pissed me off last weekend so i gave her the inverse donkey punch now she has a black eye and a sore throat. That will teach her to be a fucking slut.

inverse donkey punch by the progenitor June 8, 2010

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

[donkey] loafer by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

Donkey Trank 

Another name given to the drug K aka Ketamine.

"Can anyone shot me some donkey trank?"

Donkey Trank by DuttyManH August 28, 2007

Donkey Fazool 

1) Substitution word for comedic effect.
2) Default answer to any trivia question where you don't have a clue.
3) Standard answer used by Cliff Arquette (Charlie Weaver) on Hollywood Squares in the 1960's.

Q: Thomas Jefferson once called it the one thing that can stand by itself. What was he referring to?

A: 3-day-old donkey fazool.

Donkey Fazool by telecomnerd August 16, 2011