two boiled eggs in a handkerchief 

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Batman a ho 

In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.

Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.

"I batmanned your mom last night"

"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"

To batman a ho is to know jesus.

Batman a ho by Skullthuggery December 8, 2007

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

going to see a man about a horse by Trixie87 May 28, 2018

A hit

A cool, attractive,or popular person.

Oh Tom? He's a hit!

A hit by fireacne June 13, 2017

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Pulling a Helen Keller by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.

Big D is hung like a horse

hung like a horse by the reformingfranker12 March 10, 2012

A hot mess

at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain

Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out

A hot mess by jalisa December 9, 2003