Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.
Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.
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Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.
"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."
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A dickhead who will never get a pussy
fam, ur such a fucking max
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Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.
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ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.

Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird

Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww

He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn

Max is all Above
Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)
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Max is a great guy with a great taste in music.
If a max would post his Spotify unwrapped 2021 it will surely look like this;
Top artists:
#1. Mac Miller
#2. Anderson Paak.
#3. Nirvana
#4. Glass Animals
#5. The Districts
In general Max is very humble, the prettiest, usually the best at everything and oh damn that music taste, and humble.
That’s Max, Max has an extremely good music taste
by Guywithawesomemusictaste December 01, 2021
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