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morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after
Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.
by Baby Octane October 9, 2017
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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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rustic man shirt

A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"
by a crisp man March 11, 2018
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mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her
by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018
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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
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Guys wear no shirt day

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.
When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.
by Anomanous October 13, 2019
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