purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi April 10, 2018

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Dirty Purple

The act of sucking another man's dick so hard hard it turns purple

Tristan had to go to the Doctor because his dick was purple looks like he got a Dirty Purple

by BigCock Doc. August 26, 2022

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Purple Hawk

A specimin of hawk thats cool becaause it has blue feathers

"oh look a purple hawk, i wish i was as cool as that pupl hawk"

by DAPSTART August 11, 2018

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Purple Pill

Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.

Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.

Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.

by TheB1tchSlayer7 February 15, 2024

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Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

by Doc Toboggan January 06, 2012

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