Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

Big Purple Gat

Large male of African American descent.

I need to go pick up my Big Purple Gat.

by littlewhitegirl January 26, 2011

Purple Snow

A soundcloud rapper; a diamond in the rough.

Me: Did you hear the new Purple snow song?
Friend: Yes, it was lit

by Thezaddyfromzanzabar October 10, 2018

Purple never walks alone

A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.

Damn Daniel, purple never walks alone.

by Asmund July 21, 2025

purple

green

its blue not green?
no its purple
oh right sorry

by blueisred July 6, 2023

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.

Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.

by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021