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Axe Head 

A vile concoction that is technically considered a malt liquor, although it would be more well suited to be categorized somewhere between turpentine and diesel fuel. Produced by Minhas Brewery in Monroe, Wisconsin, it is available mostly in 24 oz. cans with distribution limited to the midwest. It is most famous for its crippling 11% alcohol and generous price ($1.19 per 24oz can).

The satanic colors that adorn the can let you know that you are about to enter through the gates of hell, and that an eternal torture will ensue, the kind that lucifer himself would cringe at. The crack of the tab precedes the smell of aerosol and unleaded gasoline instantly permeating the room. The first sip tastes of rat feces, razor blades and toenails, with a finish of cyanide. It is now that the theories behind the name "Axe Head" become apparent:

Theory #1: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to huffing an entire can of Axe body spray.

Theory #2: The effects of drinking one tall boy are similar to being struck in the head by the business end of an axe.

Regardless of which theory is accepted, one thing is certain: When you stop drinking steel reserve and start drinking axe head, you have reached complete rock bottom.
I was drinking an Axe Head in an alley the other day. A homeless man walking by stopped and shook his head, displaying his utter loss of hope in humanity.
Axe Head by Lord Parmesan June 28, 2010
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Meanie Poo Poo Head 

To tell someone that they're mean like a kid.
You're a meanie poo poo head, Tommy!
Meanie Poo Poo Head by Jaronites December 12, 2018
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ight imma head out

Ight Imma Head Out is a reaction image macro series using a screenshot of the American cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants getting up from a chair with the phrase as a subtitle.
The meme is used to express a desire to exit a situation and is a variation Alright Bro I'm Boutta Head Out.
2021: *exists*
IZ*ONE: ight imma head out
ight imma head out by Anyuki March 23, 2020

Heavy Head

Heavy Head is a skiing term for dropping your head like it weighs a hundred pounds after landing a steezy rail / jump.

It goes right a long with the afterbang in enhancing the overall steezyness of the trick itself.
"Man you if you had added some heavy head to that afterbang, it would have been a legit landing."

Heavy head is just what adds that extra something to the jib.
Heavy Head by Davey Goods January 14, 2010

pecker head 

A person who is more than a dick-head
The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.
pecker head by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

Good Head Face 

Adjective/Noun Used to describe a girl who has a face that you would really, really like to see giving you head. Way more than a regular girls face.
Good Head Face by DKM April 26, 2006

Moon Head(s) 

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010