knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Requiem Catch

To lie and deny.Pathological by nature. Failure. Ignorant. Full of it. Troll. Mentally disabled. Terrible at life. Poor Grammar. Ignorant to Law diction. One who doctors photos. One who creates terrible videos. one who brings down a whole guild with him. One who sniffs diapers. Living in ones own world oblivious to the reality around him. A fool that believes his own lies and gets lost within his own Bantha Poodoo.

Remember that failure from Requiem Catch?

by Prophecy of The Five Server March 3, 2012

man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.

John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.

by The Missile August 6, 2012

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

Pie catching

It's like a golden shower, but worse...

Chris was a total piss queen, but he decided to spice it up with some pie catching.

by Doyo October 28, 2013