jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits

hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face

jelly bean by lesbian,with,a,mushroom,fetish June 2, 2009

Nescafe bean shaker 

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)

You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"

Nescafe bean shaker by Clintos May 25, 2007

old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

old bean by AKX September 28, 2005

funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family

hey ur mums face is funny bean

funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006

Old Bean

An Old Bean: A bean which has aged considerably since birth.
Used as a naming term for people when a posh english accent is put on by the addresser.

Good to see you, old bean.
Quit your jibber jabber, old bean!

Old Bean by RowanDom June 2, 2010

old bean

a reject word that posh people use

cherio, old bean!

old bean by A-Z-OOG October 11, 2003

jammin bean 

A bean, or variation of the word bean, that is Jammin'.. or Jamming

Lets call Jammin' Bean!

jammin bean by M-Dawg November 4, 2003