Donald Trump

The 45th president that everyone knows will get assassinated.

"Hey did Donald Trump die already?"
"Sadly .........no"
"dang it!"

by hahalaughter May 8, 2017

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(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

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Trump Cut

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...

70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

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Donald Trump

Possible reincarnation of Hitler. This time going for Muslims. Manages to captivate audience same way Hitler did. Has terrible hair, and is terribly violent.

Donald Trump: We shall build a wall
Crowd: Yeah!
Trump: We will have the Mexicans pay for it!
*crowd goes crazy*
And we shall make the Jews pay!
Crowd *with some confusion*: Yeah!
Trump: Sorry, Muslims. (dummkopf)
*Crowd frothing out of the mouth out of insanity and excitement*

by SwankyBoss June 28, 2016

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