black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019

Black Humor

1. a humorous way of looking at or treating something that is serious or sad
2. a form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic.
3. Black humor is a kind of comedy that jokes about serious or depressing topics, such as hopelessness, suffering, or death. The black in black humor refers to the dark or depressing subject matter that is central to such comedy. Similar terms are black comedy, dark humor, and gallows humor. Sometimes black comedy is used as a way to point out or reflect on the absurdity of life—or, more specifically, of the dark aspects of life, like death and war. But like other comedy, sometimes it’s just used to get a laugh. Either way, it’s very popular in modern media.

99,9% of my life consists of black humor and my irl friends still love me wow

Black Humor by Szami October 31, 2020

tryna play Black Ops 

to request to have sex with multiple male friends

"Yo you tryna play black ops?"
"Nah man you always ask that"

tryna play Black Ops by revolkeham April 30, 2021

Booze blocker 

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

Booze blocker by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.

Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

Blackbeard mains by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale

"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"

Black Fila Jihad Bro by bfjb June 5, 2021

Flying Black Nigga 

A nigga that can fly, usually over South Detroit

Flying Black Nigga Spotted in South Detroit

Flying Black Nigga by Trish hentai enthusiast May 22, 2021