cousin walk

When you and your cousin go outside at a family gathering to smoke weed

“Hey we’ll be right back, we’re going on a cousin walk!”

by urmom206 January 6, 2024

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and climbed the fucking wall like she was wearing suction caps. gecko walk

by leviticus October 26, 2013

Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.

by Jotinmick June 13, 2017

Walking L

Somebody by the twitter name @maadfantasy who has the worst takes and needs better ears😂

Damn he said Lil darkie was bad what a Walking L

by SebHasBetterTakesThenPorter August 16, 2020

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022