tridus

an annoying individual who is incapable of human love. Usually can't get an erection. Slaps babies for fun.

Wow look at him what a Tridus, I bet he's just a dirty peasant.

by The Silly Jester September 9, 2019

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019

Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.

Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.

by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 27, 2019

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019