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The old man that sits on the edge of the bench and asks you how your day was.
When you get off the bench you realize that he is collecting dog shit .

Life is not what it seemed to be child...
"How was your day?"
"Eeww get away you dirty peasant!!"
by ThatWierdoInTheCorner March 24, 2017
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