Raisin Turd 

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

Raisin Turd by Chakra882 March 5, 2022

Internet Turd 

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.

Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub

Internet Turd by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022

big turd 

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

big turd by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

Heard Turd 

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

Heard Turd by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Rage Turd 

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.

Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed

Rage Turd by TheMosher June 1, 2022

fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

fetal turd by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

Dick-Turd 

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

Dick-Turd by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022