bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 20, 2023

turd grader

a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.

ie: get out if my way turd grader

by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021

Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.

"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."

by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

turd loaf

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.

Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!

by Dude FInal January 7, 2015

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022