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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life.

An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs that almost resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 16, 2026
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Mongeritus

A chronic condition among functionally responsible men, more prevalent outside the routines of everyday life. An unpredictable disorder whose severity increases when mongers gather.

Symptoms include poor decisions that result in legendary stories. In extreme cases, intervention from authorities or genuinely responsible adults may be required.
After a misguided golf cart expedition in Palm Springs resulted in a 911 call and an unscheduled visit to The Nest, the group later agreed the outbreak of Mongeritus had reached advanced stages.
by Col Angus March 17, 2026
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Mongolian Birthday

The calendar day of your birth in Mongolia when you are not currently located in Mongolia.
Sophie’s birthday is on July 4th.
It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.

“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”
by Yuveyuveyu March 21, 2026
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Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it
I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!
by MrLebowski March 21, 2026
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Mongolian meat pocket

A sloppy, smelly, vagina with over grown meat curtains.
When Gianna sat unclothed on the steps the horrendous smell hit us even before her Mongolian meat pocket touched the steps below.
by FACHE718 March 25, 2026
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Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.
I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.
by Mongal Man July 15, 2025
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Mongoose

The East Asian countries and people where Buddhism is spread and had been cradle of Buddhism. They are called mongoose because ascetic Buddhism in Hindu traditions is referred to as protagonist Pandava of Mahabharata war nakula that litterally means mongoose. Also, in history they have confronted with the Christian countries — Russia, UK, USA, France, etc. Further, in Hinduism, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad are shown to be born in serpent dynasty.
Mongoose Superpower 🇯🇵 offered the elephant 🐘 🇮🇳 to be partner in 6GFA program.

4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.

US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
by Supporter of Buddhism August 12, 2025
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