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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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Jake

by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021
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Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved
nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz
by tapmw October 15, 2025
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy
Jake is a fit boy
by Jake beta July 4, 2023
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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