Golden cunt 

someone that reputably and consistently brings to light the negative byproducts of a situation without any constructive intentions. Just to be a useless condescending ass( even if unintentional ).

Steven: hey jack long time no see!

Jack: hey Steve! I heard you finally tied the knot was Susan.

Steven: yeah I'm really looking forward to it!

Jack: I just can't believe you went through with it.. inheriting all that debt.

steven: you know jack? You're a real golden cunt

Golden cunt by Ying7Yang6 October 9, 2016

Golden Valley 

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

Golden Valley by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden Wheel 

The golden wheel is a 'two wheel' bike with no seat and has just the rod. The bike can be ridden by both sexes which in return offers a discrete pleasurable experience. Generally ridden by men.

"You weren't afraid to get that girls number, I saw you pull up to the bar on your golden wheel."

Golden Wheel by Nude Rubix June 28, 2016

Golden Boner 

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

Golden Boner by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

golden sake 

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

golden sake by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Golden wedding 

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

Golden wedding by Ty2p July 7, 2016

Golden horse 

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

Golden horse by SaucyD July 23, 2016