Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
Get the free willy mug.Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
Get the Free speech mug.
by Duke diggler July 3, 2021
Get the free gift with purchase mug.When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
Get the Free lay mug.Anti-inflammatory gluten, dairy, sugar, corn, soy free comfort food that won't cause autoimmune flare-ups.
by cheflrod August 10, 2022
Get the Flare Free mug.by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
Get the hands-free pullback mug.