Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018

Dick weaving

The act of 3 or more men using their dicks to create a basket like weave with there dicks .

Saw 7 men dick weaving at the pride parade god that was gay

by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Dick confetti

Jizz

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.

by Puntilla August 27, 2017

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

by yummytears October 27, 2018