Jake

Jake is that one guy who buys modes for minecraft bedrock.

Geez Jake, you bought that bedwars luckyblock mode?

by TotallyNotTurtle September 24, 2020

Jake

A guy with 9 incher

Daiam hes a jake if ive ever seen

by homojox October 1, 2020

Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.

Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut

The doctors have different name for autism its jake

by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019