A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023
It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items
"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"
'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB
'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB
by THE NEW YORK TIMES 100% May 25, 2020
A very special drink. A famous way to drink it, is with Mountain Dew or Tonic Water. You can find it in the upper cupboard (that's the hiding place) in a cozy house in Northern New York.
DANGER: be careful when you're trying to steal it, the owner (-->Kais) could get anger problems and loose control, and there could also be a pretty crazy guy named MCM in the house, who wouldn't really appreciate it when you'd steal his weekly treat!
also found in: tomato sauce (vodka edition)
ok maybe its just vodka.
DANGER: be careful when you're trying to steal it, the owner (-->Kais) could get anger problems and loose control, and there could also be a pretty crazy guy named MCM in the house, who wouldn't really appreciate it when you'd steal his weekly treat!
also found in: tomato sauce (vodka edition)
ok maybe its just vodka.
V, I NEED Special Sauce!
This Seltzer tastes like nothing, It feels like there's something missing. Something Special. Special Sauce!
This Seltzer tastes like nothing, It feels like there's something missing. Something Special. Special Sauce!
by pop tarts are healthy November 11, 2019
by silentscope55211 October 11, 2019
"Hey man, did your girlfriend give you the Scarborough Special last night?"
"yeah! You've gotta get good duct tape though otherwise it's rough."
"yeah! You've gotta get good duct tape though otherwise it's rough."
by MixedDrink March 11, 2016
When you attempt to perform sexual intercourse on an individual who is kindly trying to get some shut eye!
by Fanboy JC December 07, 2020