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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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Fly

Dumbass
Once upon a time in a land far away. I met a friend that told me to fly. I didnt know what it meant until i searched it up on the Urban Dick tionary
booty
i like purple slimy chicken nuggets and green lemonade
i declare war
explain this america
fly
by ur thanos face June 4, 2019
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Flying urayuli

when you make love to your partner, and when you're about to bust take a parkour jump over them. myths say you will give birth to pepe the frog when you perform this sexual act.
Hank: bro how the hell did you give birth to pepe the frog
Walter: jesse did the flying urayuli
by Flyymod June 1, 2022
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
mugGet the pigs and cows don't flymug.

Flying German

The act of flying in a plane while dressed as a nazi ss officer. (Yelling racial slurs towards jews is optional).
Klaus did the flying german during his flight to poland.
by HitlerNiggerJewShit December 3, 2024
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The flying loveseat

A Halo 3 move requiring three people in which two people simultaniously target a single player, killing him just as he is going thru the man cannon. The two players then enter directly after the dead body and position themselves one on each end and begin teabagging the corpse in midair making the whole affair loosely resemble two dudes bouncing on a flying loveseat.
by Autistic screeching April 24, 2018
mugGet the The flying loveseatmug.

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.
I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!
by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020
mugGet the Penis fly trapmug.

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