Beans and Toast

A weird obsession of the posh humanoid species also known as the British

Beans and toast is a strange food combination where one applies beans on a slice of bread.
This is a delightful treat for the British species

by leg392 November 22, 2023

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 4, 2025

Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.

That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!

by RobsGonnaKillU March 12, 2025

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good! You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally rad vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 25, 2025

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."

"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025