Short Body builder in the gym trying to do the maths on the plates, and struggling. “Look at that absolute tea light”
by VoodooborkeR November 2, 2025
Get the Tea Lightmug. Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!
Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Blue lightingmug. The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024
Get the Krystal Light™mug. by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017
Get the put your lights onmug. by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021
Get the More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtubmug. by fatsalle May 13, 2021
Get the light stabbingmug. The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.
by Wargom July 2, 2024
Get the Light’s Theorymug.