shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper June 8, 2018

Shower Beater

A person that masturbates in the shower.

Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!

by Southern Fella February 2, 2021

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Shower neighbour

The person you shower with

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours

by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022